December 2009
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Dec 31st
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Goodbye Yellowbr ... I mean 2009.
Many movies this decade. Many that got rave reviews, many that got slated. Regardless of popular public opinion, everyone has their own taste. If we all followed the crowd we would be a boring bunch of fuckwits indeed. Here are my top ten movies of the last decade. This is based on which movies I have watched and enjoyed the most. I own them all, I watch them often. 10. Transformers. It was one...
Dec 31st
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Anyone wanna lend me some money?
I’ve seen something on eBay I want. $89,000 will be fine. And then, I’ll go back in time and invest some money to make you rich!!! Thanks in advance.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Snowflake up close.
This is beautiful. THIS is why I want a decent camera. [via]
Dec 31st
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Tiger Woods Sex Tape!! →
It’s Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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If Star Wars had Facebook.
I LOLLED MY ASS OFF!! [via]
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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How we see Google.
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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I've grown ... well, sort of.
My Xmas present!! Why do I want a toy gun? Because it is a Star Trek Phaser (New movie version), because I am a big kid at heart and because, on Boxing Day, I will be running around firing it at people for laughs while I’m drunk. Christmas is about the kids and I think I finally get that. I feel like I’ve grown. The phaser is to counteract the maturity with a little...
Dec 25th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Awesome Facebook revenge.
THIS is how you do revenge. No remorse, no conscience and take no prisoners. Go for the kill. This kid could be the next Satans Thong. He makes me proud. [via]
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Companion Cube loves you.
This is fucking AWESOME! If I were a chick and some dude gave me these, I’d be on my back with my knees behind my ears faster than you could say ‘Gamewhore’. But seriously? I think someone should make this for me. Not into earrings but you can stop at the cube. I want a companion cube. I’ll email my address to you once you’ve made one for me. Thanks. ...
Dec 20th
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Milton Keynes Christmas Display.
So, took my kid to see Santa the other day. (He was fucking hilarious, BTW!!) And got a few pics of the display in MK:Centre. This is one of the things I love about MK. They really go all out when it comes to Christmas. Last years theme was something to do with Magical woods I believe. The year before was “Wind in the Willows”. This years theme was The Circus. As miserable...
Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Octopus Prime.
HOLY SHIT!! I love nature (and not in a hippy, tree fucking way) and love to see interesting videos about everything around us. This just BLEW MY MIND!! Fucking awesome. This octopus uses a shell (Coconut I believe) as some form of portable panic room. I’ve watched the shit out of this, I suggest you do the same. Nature fucking rocks!!
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Riverdance cat?
Holy shit I lolled! A riverdancing cat? I thought my cat was cool cos it does the Thriller routine and Smooth Criminal dance. But this shit is awesome!!!! Original is here.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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A real WTF moment.
So I walked into Tesco the other night to get something. As I walk into the big entrance at Kingston shopping centre I hear carol singing. There is a full on choir, singing Leonard Cohens “Hallelujah”. I couldn’t help but stop and stare with a huge smirk on my face as I thought … “Are they singing this because they think it’s appropriate to Christmas because of...
Dec 18th
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ListenLeonard Cohen - Hallelujah. Why am I posting...
Dec 18th
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Kosher Face.
This is so fucked up it is awesome.
Dec 18th
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Dark Knight Rap.
This is a video to explain things to Batman at the end of Dark Knight. I fucking loved this movie and this parody music video made me laugh my snow shrivelled balls off. Seriously? Watch it and LOL HARD!!
Dec 18th
Dec 18th
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Remember what Christmas is about.
It’s not about giving or receiving. It’s not about the food. It’s not about booze. It’s not about the amount of money you spend. It’s not about the people you see. It’s not about the people you miss. It isn’t about the distance you travelled. It isn’t about the lights. The decorations. Not even about the getting together. It’s to celebrate the...
Dec 18th
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Failbook!!
I weep for this generation. Usually tears of fucking laughter.
Dec 18th
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Creepiest sexdoll EVER!!
This is probably one of the creepiest things I have ever seen on the internet. And, courtesy of Dudeski, I have seem some really fucked up shit that has beenburned into my poor brain until the day I die. This isn’t sick or twisted in the “Two girls, 1 cup”, “Goatse”, “Tubgirl”, “Lemonparty.org”, “Meatspin.com” or “internet...
Dec 17th
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Powerglove handjob?
This guy, like the rest of us, just wants to live the dream. Ladies, help us guys out and make a dream come true. (Click the picture for the fullsize, readable version).
Dec 17th
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Jesus loves a good teabagging.
And his followers do as he did. (Call me cynical but that just looks like a really bad photoshop of the text. Still, funny!)
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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The darker side of random cam chats.
Dec 17th
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How do you see Santa?
Many see Santa as a kindly old man, white beard, red outfit, glasses and a rosy complexion. Some see Santa as a man who, in 1972, was a part of a crack commando unit that was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as...
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Facebook against X-factor.
Isn’t this a pointless endeavour? I understand the point behind it. I am just as sick of X-factor music dominating the charts. FUCK! Shit music is part of the reason I don’t even listen to the radio anymore. But someone said to me that “the whole point is to make Rage Against The Machine number one so we don’t have to listen to that shitty X-factor song.” Good idea....
Dec 15th
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People are fucked up.
You know what I can’t understand? Violence against women and the attitude of “They asked for it”. It boggles my fucking mind that anyone, male or female, would ever justify violence against women. I’ve heard all the excuses … “She was attacking me.” Big fucking deal. Restrain her, get away from her, do whatever it takes. Punching her in the face is no...
Dec 15th
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